Santa: Maine Tuje Khat Likha, Tu fir Bhi Meri Shadi Me Kyu Nhi Aya Saale?
Banta: Mujhe to Tera Koi Khat Nhi Mila.
Santa: To Sale Maine Likha To Tha Ki Khat Mile Na Mile Tune Ana Zaroor Hai.. πŸ˜›

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Santa Ek Ped Par Ulta Latka Hua Tha..
Banta: Aise Ped Par Ulte Kyon Latke Huye Ho?
Santa: Maine Sir Dard Ki Goli Khayi Thi, Saali Kahi Pet Me Na Chali Jaaye. πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

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Santa : Oye, Tune Apni Sagai Kyu Tod Di Saale.
Banta : Arrey, Uska Koi Boyfriend Nahi Tha yaar!
Santa: Toh!?
Banta : Tu Khud hi Hisab Laga Le, Jo Aj Tak Kisi Ki Na Ho Saki Wo Meri Kya Hogi…! πŸ˜€

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Santa Aur Banta 8th Me Aathvi Bar FaiL Ho Gye!
Santa : Chal Suicide Kar Lete Hai BC Ab to Sharm se Jiya Bhi Nhi Jayega πŸ™
Banta : Saae Pagal Ho Gya Hai !!? Agle Janam me Fir se Nursery Se Suru Karna Padega πŸ˜€

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Biology Teacher ne Class me Poocha..
Wo Kaun Hai Jo Aasman Me Udti Hai Par Bachche Zameen Pe Deti Hai?
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Santa Kuch Der Sochne K Baad?
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Air Hostess.!! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

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Santa: Sharab Pite Pite Rone Laga
Banta: Kya Hua Kyu Ro Rahe Hai Kamine?
Santa: Yaar Kya Karu Jis Ladki Ko Bhulane Ke Liye Itni Der se Pi Raha Tha, Uska Naam hi Yaad Nhi Aa Raha Hai.. πŸ˜›

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Santa-Banta ek dawat Me Gye.
Wahan ek admi Ne Unse Pucha “Aap Kon?”
Santa : main Ladke Walo Ki Side Se Hoon.
Banta : Aur Main Ladki Walo Ki Side Se Hoon Ji πŸ™‚
Admi : Kutto Yhan To 13vi Hai.. πŸ˜› πŸ˜›

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Santa Says…
β€œDuniya Ka Har Insan Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina Shayad Samundar To Par Kar Sakta Hai,
Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina β€œPyar” Nhi Kar Sakta.
Aaj Santa Serious Hai.. πŸ˜€

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Santa : Teri Dukan To Mithai Ki Hai. Tera Dil Khane Ko Nahi Karta?
Banta : Bahut Karta Hai Par Papa Rasgulle Gin Ke Jaate Hain Isliye Sirf Choos Ke Rakh Deta Hoon. πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

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Santa Ne Cafe Me ek Sundar se Ladki Se Kha..
I Luv YoU
Ldki Ne Mara Jor Ka Chanta Santa Ke Kaan ke Niche Aur Boli β€œKya Bola haramkhor”
Toh Santa Rote Huye Bola…
Jab Suna Nhi Tune To Chata Kyu Mara. πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

Ye the kuch majedar Santa aur Banta ke Chutkule. Yhan aap Love aur Pyar Ke Tips bhi padh sakte hai saath ki saath health tips jaise ki Body Kaise Banaye, Ladkiyan Breast ka Size Kaise Bada Kare tips bhi padh sakte hai. Sachi Pyar ki khaniyan padhne ke liye Khani par click kriye πŸ™‚

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Hello Ji :) Main hu Shivshi. Student hu but Love matters ko achi tarah samajhti hu. So ye site bnayi hai aapki help ke liye. Kuch bhi problem ho ya kuch puchna ho, bolo bina tension.. β™₯ Reason for late reply.

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  1. Shivshi ji
    maine ek tipes sochi hain.
    ladki ko dekho, ladki ko lagna chaiye k aap use dekh rahe ho, our aap use dekhte dekhte ek kagaj par kuch likhna bhi hain. ladki ko dekho or kagaj pe likho, ladki ko dekho kagaj pe likho
    do tin baar karo us ladki ko hain lagna chaiye k aap use dekhte dekhte kagaj par uske baare main kuch likh rahe ho. our wo kagaj uske aaspass phek do phir wo us kagaj ko padegi or us kagaj par likha hoga april fool ladki hasegi or aap use chupke se dekhna phir aage kya hoga aap jante hi ho… ye tips abhi sochi hain kabhi try nahi kiya,
    maine apni tips aapse share ki.